When it comes to black businesses in the world I feel like they’re on the rise, however, there still aren’t enough of them. This is why when I learned that there was an up and coming sex toy web site, that was completely black owed, I jumped at the opportunity to work with them and endorse their unique, affordable and kinky product line. Ever since I started out on my uninhibited career path I’ve had an eye open for such an opportunity, though only if the situation was right and the company was unique. I was fortunate, I think, because the owners of The Black Erotic are unique in the sense that they generally do care about how each of their products connects and affects users. This is why I have been given the honor of selecting and reviewing exclusive items from their web site.
In order to show their love and appreciation, The Black Erotic has agreed to give a discount on ANY and ALL of their unique products to consumers that use the coupon code Javon64. Still want more! They’ve also agreed to run a sale on whichever product I happen to review for the month. And get this. Buyers can still use the coupon code Javon64 to purchase that sale item at an additional discount! That’s a double discount. AWESOME!
Coupon Code: Javon64
Jelly Chocolate Dream -3
Price: $16.00
*3- Realistic Cock - 8.5 inch thick-veined black jelly realistic cock multi-speed vibrator with twist control bottom. Great for vaginal and anal penetration. 2AA batteries required.
SKU: PD1203-03
Javon’s Pleasure Rating
9 out of 10
Things to know: the Jelly Chocolate Dream is available in 5 distinct designs, shapes and sizes to satisfy any woman. To view and read the description of the other four Jelly Chocolate Dreams just click on the Jelly Chocolate Dream image above.
Good points: by far the size, shape and soft supple outer skin of this dildo is where it got its last name ‘Dream’ from. And toss in the bonus that it has multi-speed and conforms to any angle or curve and it’s no wonder that it’s the top selling dildo on The Black Erotic web site.
Bad points: after witnessing the Dream in action for myself, and then receiving a phone call from the user just days later giving it more praise, the only bad thing I can honestly say about this dildo is that it might possibly cause some poor guy to lose his job. Also the fact that it’s so big, black and guaranteed not to go limp only makes an inch closer to being perfect. The only reason I gave it a 9 out of 10 rating is because it doesn’t come attached to a big, strong man. Other than that, from what I witnessed this dildo is perfect.
My review: I know this is probably the first time anyone has probably read a sex toy review that was being written right as the product was being tested, but in my opinion, what better/thorough way is there? Before I begin, so as not to confuse anyone, the particular Jelly Chocolate Dream that I’m reviewing is the one located in the center of the photo above.
As my luck had it a good friend of ours happened to be at our home with us the weekend that I decided to open the box and inspect the Jelly Dream dildo. Upon laying eyes on the 8.5 inch cock the first words out of her mouth were, “Do you need someone to test that? Y’all know good and well I haven’t been laid in God knows when. How dare Javon pull that out in front of me.”
Surprised by the offer, I first looked over at my wife before saying, “Yeah, but only if you test it now so I can see for myself.”
Unfazed, our friend undid her jeans and slid both them and her panties off onto the floor while asking if we had any batteries for the toy.
Eager, I rushed into my office and brought back 2 double A batteries, which the Jelly Chocolate Dream called for. After unscrewing off the bottom and popping the batteries in, I grabbed my pen and notepad and took a seat directly across from my test subject alongside my wife.
Laying back on the couch with her legs spread, our friend turned the Jelly dream speed on low and laid it against her shaven beaver. The buzzing sound of the dildo could hardly be heard, but I knew it was on from the way her legs quivered while it vibrated against her clit. I was even more impressed when I found out that she had cum after just a few short moments.
As I watched my tester’s range of elated facial expression I also took note on how lifelike the Jelly Chocolate Dream looked laying against her crotch. Although there were an excessive amount of artificial protruding veins running along its shaft, the moment she inserted it into her soaked vagina I quickly understood that they too had a purpose.
Each of the Jelly Chocolate Dream’s veins were so thick and pronounced that it was evident that they added extra stimulation sliding against her vagina lips as the dildo slid in and out of her wet hole. With her eyes closed I could tell she was trying to subdue her moans of ecstasy from my wife and I, but as inch after inch of the Dream disappeared inside her snatch, her moans broke free.
“God this thing’s good!” she moaned, opening her eyes slightly and looking over at us while adjusting the speed dial to its maximum setting.
The buzzing of the dildo was now humming faster and slightly louder but still low enough in volume to go unnoticed. By now she had clearly worked a good 6.5 to 7 inches of its thick chocolate shaft inside her moist hole, utilizing the dildos flexibility by working it around and about with bendable ease. Then not long after bringing the Dream to a deep standstill, she belted a thunderous cry/moan/shrill, that I was sure woke the neighbors, as intensity of the vibrating buzzed her to her biggest orgasm of the night.
“Shiiiittttt, guys! Sorry, J…but you and me might have to fight over this thing.” she joked with a halfway serious tone to her voice. Trembling still, she began withdrawing the Chocolate Dream, which was now practically vanilla.
Taking one look at the now chocolate vanilla swirl dildo my tester glanced over at me, and with a slight satisfied giggle said, “Though you can have it back if you really want it.”
As I looked over at my wife and then back to her the three of us fell out out laughing and I told her, “Consider that yours. You more than earned it.”