How to Fake an orgasm

Maybe you have, maybe you have not faked an orgasm before but I’m about to tell you how to fake one so good, you just might fool yourself. For those of us who have had the ultimate orgasm we know how it actually feels, for those of you who haven’t I’m sorry, but if you follow these steps you’ll both walk away happy. Sometimes faking an orgasm is something we have to do, for instance if this guy is wonderful at everything but his bedroom duties, why kill his ego. Maybe you are the kind of woman that is just very hard to please, or guys just have a hard time finding your spot. So rather than letting him feel he incompetent let him think he’s wonderful. I’m not promoting that you fake an orgasm but if you have to her is how you should go about it.

1. Noise – in some circumstances being loud is not an option, but as long as he can hear you it’s good enough, everything from moaning and groaning, to talking dirty and seductively.  But of course don’t just start out screaming like a mad woman, work your way up to the high point. Start with a few moans and groans, followed by some ohh’s and ahh’s . Next throw in the dirty talk, this is where you call him daddy, tell him to give it to you, don’t stop, ect. The point is the more noise the better, if you just lay there and don’t make a sound he’s going to think you’re really not into it, and you don’t want him to think that.
2. Timing – In this case timing will be everything, you can’t expect him to put it in, go hard at it for five minutes then try to fake an orgasm on him, cause he knows he isn’t that good. If he was that good you wouldn’t have to fake it, right? So let’s do it right, you have got to be into the moment first. Most of the time we can tell when he’s about to bust a nut and you’ll want to make sure yours comes first, or at the same time. After all if he’s a real man he’ll want you to get yours first anyway. One or two mild orgasms before you get to the finale are okay too.
3. Body Movement (most important) – A real orgasm will have your whole body moving uncontrollably. Let him feel your nails in his back, now don’t go crazy and draw blood, but use enough pressure to draw him closed into you. Grab his ass so he has no choice but to go deeper inside. Wrap your legs around him tightly. Once you can start to feel him resist, it’s almost time. Use your muscles inside your vagina to grip his penis, squeeze like your trying to hold back from urinating. Do this by trying kegel exercises. The more you do the better, it strengthens your insides and he will be able to feel you griping him. When faking an orgasm the only thing you won’t have is the moisture, but neither of you will even notice. When your ready to have it, squeeze those muscles and let your legs shake but tighten at the same time. As you finish lay still for a brief moment and stare into his eyes as though your in heaven. He will never know the truth.

Reasons women stay in relationships when they know they are bad.

1. Comfort- Nobody likes to be alone, and if you have been in a relationship for a long period of time, you develop a comfort with in that relationship. Yeah you may argue but the making up is so much fun, especially if the argument was a bad one. We learn to adjust to the bad because the good is so good.
2. Financial reasons – For some reason or the other you can’t afford to live without each other, once we get used to being in a situation it’s hard to get used to not living like that. Maybe together you bought lavish things, or financed lavish things that you can’t imagine not having.
3. Children – This is a huge reason we try to make things work. As we grow up, we are taught that a two parent family is the way of life. So we tend to try to make things work for the children, when in reality this just makes things worse. The children see more of the fussing and fighting than they need to and it scars them mentally for life.
4. Obligations – This is where we find ourselves stuck in major purchases like a car or home. These purchases are both very costly and even though you might be able to afford them without the other person, you feel obligated to the contract that together you signed. Maybe one person has expressed that they will never give up their end of the purchase, or at least not give it up without a fight. To avoid the fight you just stay.
5. Sexual comfort – After years of being with the same person you have become accustom to the way things happen in the bedroom, and you may be scared to even try to be with somebody else. There are a lot of dirty people out there, so we just assume it’s best to stick with what we know. Or maybe the sex is just so mind blowing and you can’t imagine being with out it.
6. The arguments always come to an end – even though you fight, there always comes a point that the argument comes to an end, and then for whatever reasons it’s forgotten. You might find yourself saying, it’s not that bad because we will make up and it will be okay. What you fail to realize is, it’s a repeated cycle.
7. Fear – This is also a huge reason we stay. Maybe one of the people is abusive, and if you try to leave they have threatened you, or your family. Maybe they have told you that they won’t let you be with anybody else.

Different types of Women

1. Miss lookin for a baby daddy – This woman will be very sneaky from the get go. She might have children from a past relationship that for whatever reason is now over, and she is looking for somebody to help raise them. She might bring you home to meet them right away so they get a feel for you. There are two types of this woman because she might not have kids yet and is looking for the perfect target. She will drop hints about wanting kids, and might go as far as to get pregnant on purpose. Her main goal is to rob you of your money and have a life long connection with you.
2. Miss needs a lot of attention – This woman may or may not be attractive, but deep down inside is very jealous and insecure. She will over dress for every occasion, wear a lot of make up to hide her flaws, and puts herself into conversations and situations that really have nothing to do with her. She is very jealous of other women and she talks badly about them to other people. She might also drag herself into doing things that she wouldn’t normally do in order to get the extra attention.
3. Miss looking for Mr. Perfect – The woman is serious, she is ready to settle down, have kids, and get married the whole nine yards. Up till now she has gone thru a screening process of dating different men to find out their flaws and weed them out of the competition. She will be easy to spot because she’s the one always talking about future. Because she is so ready she might sucker you into something you might not be ready for, so watch out.
4. Miss needy – This woman may have just gotten out of a relationship and is suffering from depression. Women who are like this are likely to go out to the club all the time and just take anybody home just to avoid being alone. She might also invite herself to events like being the third wheel on her best friends date. She also seeks companionship with previous partners. Basically anything to avoid being alone.
5. Miss independent – This is the woman who works hard all week, doing the 40 hours or more sometimes with more than one job. She wants to be sure if she sees something she wants she can have it at a moments notice. She will pay for things when the two of you two go out like dinner or a movie. She wants you to know she can do just fine on her own. She has nice things, nice clothes, and is very classy. She will also be the last person to ask for help even if she really need it.
6. Miss over educated – This woman is smart, yes, but sometimes the bitch needs to shut up. She is the one always telling you about how you need to leave so n so alone because he aint no good, and don’t even thing about telling her about the flaws in her men. She knows all the gossip on everybody and won’t hesitate to tell it. And you better not try to correct any thing she says because it is not going to happen. According to her she’s been thru it all and if she hasn’t been thru it then she knows somebody who has.
7. The gold digger – We all know about her, she talks the talk and walks the walk. When she goes out she only like to go to the finest places, and she always wants you to pay. If you’re not some top notch executive with dollar signs in your eyes then she won’t even look twice. She has only designer clothes, and vacations at the best places. Her kids if she has any or spoiled rotten. Most of the time what you give her or do for her isn’t going to be good enough so why try.
8. Miss can’t figure her out – She is a little of all of these. She has been hurt in the past and might still be hurting but only her closest friends will know that. She is hard working and hard playing, and likes to have fun. She always looks good, even if its just a run to Wal-Mart. She loves attention, and is very smart. She’s sensitive, and ready for whatever life throws at her. Her family is her life and people know that.

How to surprise your man in bed

1. Take control- Most men would be very surprised if you initiated the first move. They are used to being in control in the bed room, but for once you decide what happens and when. Plus some men never really know when is the right time, believe it or not they are nervous too. Be aggressive if your normally not, and act like you want to be in charge. 
2. New positions- We all get tired of the same ol ways of  doing the deed so next time try something you read in cosmo, or maybe something your girlfriends have talked about. One of my favorite positions is the chair. Have you man sit on a kitchen chair and you straddle him. He will be able to go so deep inside of you that he will have a hard time holding back. You being on top will put you in control, and you can make him go where you want him to go.
3. Invite a third party- Okay we all know this is every mans fantasy. We as women are taught not to share our men, but if your there and it’s somebody you know and trust go for it. You never know you might actually like it. I’m not saying you have to do this all the time, but a little adventure might spice things up in your relationship, if it is lacking in that department.
4. Give in to his requests for anal sex- Now before you go objecting to this, listen to what I have to say first. It’s not as bad as you think. First of all if you’re in a relationship that has been monogamous, you should not have any worries. I won’t lie, it is not the most comfortable thing, but once you get into it, it’s not too bad.  Now fellas don’t just act crazy because she says ok, just like the pussy you got to work your way in. Talk to each other; find out what feels good and what does not.
5. New places- Ok so you know how to do it in the bedroom, that’s great, why not try the back yard on the trampoline. How about on the beach or in the movies…Ok that’s a little risky, but risks were meant to be taken. That is what adventure is all about. So the next time you’re driving home from dinner, take wrong turn (wink, wink) and make the best of a bad situation.
6. Oral sex- Whether or not you agree, this is important.  Guys love this and you could be doing everything else right but if you aint willing to please him all the way then he will find some hoochie momma that will. If you have never done this before you might be nervous, but this is where good communication comes into play, talk to each other. If he tells you what feels good, as long as your comfortable with it then go for it.